My Nonsense Profile

Grace

Feeling so strange I’m seeing you clearly now
Your beauty’s deadlier everyday
All these people am I the only one
Who found you out
Is no one willing to say, willing to say, willing to say

Why don’t you slow down
Turn your head round
Been treading on hearts
That are giving in with a little
Grace - you’re getting away with it
Words - but nothing to say with it
You smile and take what you need in any way that you please
Isn’t it a shame
You’ve
Nothing to show from these
Lies - I told you you’d pay for it
Lonely are the days of your life

You spoke in rhymes and rhythms
The sweetest sounds
They drew me in like a moth to a flame
Oh, all these people you hurt along the way
Will haunt you now
‘Cos things are going to change, going to change, going to change

Why don’t you slow down
Turn your head round
Been treading on hearts
That are giving in with a little
Grace - you’re getting away with it
Words - but nothing to say with it
You smile and take what you need in any way that you please
Isn’t it a shame
You’ve
Nothing to show from these
Lies - I told you you’d pay for it
Lonely are the days of your life

You’re beginning to lose
Things are fading in front of your eyes

You’ve a long way to fall
Before you even realize
That this loneliness hurts
Lonely will be the days of your life
Oh

Grace - you’re getting away with it
Words and nothing to say with it
You blame but you’re not ashamed of it
Hurt - you don’t feel the pain of it
Lie - straight in the face of it
Your mind - you should be afraid of it
Your grace - you’re getting away with it
Nothing to get in my way
With a little grace - you’re getting away with it
Words and nothing to say with it
Lonely are the days of your life

Lonely are the days
You lie - straight in the face of it
Your mind, your mind - you should be afraid
You’re heading for trouble

"Voices"

Who is the master? Who is the slave?

Treat me like a curse
Then tell me I'm your saviour
I never liked the stranger
I used to know so well
Waiting for your answer
Is a kind of torture
Could I grow accustomed to this kind of hell?

Are you walking the dog, 'cause that dog isn't new
Are you out of control, is that dog walking you
Haven't you had enough, now your time is up
Baby show me your hell

Voices start to ring in your head
Tell me what do they say
Distant echoes from another time
Start to creep in your brain
So you're playing 'round, it's like it's a rewind
You blew it so often that you start to believe it
You have demons so nobody can blame you
But who is the master and who is the slave?

First you say you love me
Then you wanna leave me
Then you say you're sorry
You play the game so well
I bought your illusion
You're the greatest salesman
How could I refuse you
When you sold it to yourself

Are you walking the dog, 'cause that dog isn't new
Are you out of control, is that dog walking you
Haven't you had enough, now your time is up
Baby show me your hell

Voices start to ring in your head
Tell me what do they say
Distant echoes from another time
Start to creep in your brain
So you're playing 'round, it's like it's a rewind
You blew it so often that you start to believe it
You have demons so nobody can blame you
But who is the master and who is the slave?

Drowning

 

I’m sitting here staring at the rain

Afraid of what the sun will show

Love told me to get off the train

And follow where the water flows

 

So day by day

We sail away

 

Forgotten the words but it sounds like

An S.O.S.

Sailing away from bless

Can’t remember the signs

That affected me

We’ve cut the ropes

But I don’t feel free

I’m drowning in here

Just drowning in here

 

Got on this ship but it didn’t float long

Such a blur what was I thinking

Why did we want to sail anyway?

When this boat was already sinking

 

So day by day

I’m washed away

 

Can’t find my way back to the white sights

Of the shore

Blind lies don’t see no more

Feel like anything goes

On these seas

No lifelines

To rescue me

I’m drowning in here

Just drowning in here

 

 

 

 

Rectification:

 

I Do like Katie Hopkins

 

xxxxx

 

 15 Feb 2008 isn't he cute...... see the wee pic of course!!!!

 

xx

 

 

 

 

Basics:
Name:	Andy
Date of Birth:	23/02/1975
Birthplace:	Eindhoven
Current Location:	London
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Darkish blond
Height:	1.84 mtr
Heritage:	Dutch?
Piercings:	Does me ear count?
Tattoos:	Yes
Favourite:
Band/Singer:	Alison Moyet, Prince, Melissa Etheridge, George Michael, Madonna, Carol Decker, Bet Hart, Robbie etc etc
Song:	Jeanny
Movie:	Shirley Valentine, Schlindler’s List
Disney Movie:	None
TV show:	Weakest Link, Graham Norton, Hotel Babylon
Color:	Green
Food:	Mediterranean
Pizza topping:	Hot’n Spicy
Ice-Cream Flavor:	None
Drink (alcoholic):	Chablis
Soda:	Sugar free
Store:	Harrods
Clothing Brand:	Republic, Diesel
Shoe Brand:	Reebok
Season:	Autumn
Month:	February
Holiday/Festival:	Dunno
Flower:	Orchid
Make-Up Item:	Say again?
Board game:	Risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy:	Depends on me mood
Chocolate or vanilla:	Belgian chocolate
Fruit or veggie:	Both
Night or day:	Twilight
Sour or sweet:	Sweet and sour
Love or money:	Love
Phone or in person:	Depends on my mood
Looks or personality:	Personality
Coffee or tea:	Coffee
Hot or cold:	Cold
Your:
Goal for this year:	Shorten in me Christmas list
Most missed memory:	Nicole and Angelique
Best physical feature:	Me eyes
First thought waking up:	What’s the time?
Hypothetical personality disorder:	Does Robbie count?
Preferred type of plastic surgery:	Well defo not Jordan’s!
Sesame street alter ego:	Has moved house
Fairytale alter ego:	Superman
Most stupid remark:	Make em on a daily basis
Worst crime:	Setting me house on fire after I fell out wiv me landlord

Greatest ambition:	On stage at Wembley
Greatest fear:	Polish people
Darkest secret:	Ask my brother from me mum’s side
Favorite subject:	History and politics
Strangest received gift:	A bikini
Worst habit:	Telling whole societies off
Do You:
Smoke:	Yep
Drink:	Yep
Curse:	Is that the same as swearing?
Shower daily:	Yep
Like thunderstorms:	Yep
Dance in the rain:	No
Sing:	Yep
Play an instrument:	Yep
Get along with your parents:	Getting there
Wish on stars:	Yep
Believe in fate:	Yep
Believe in love at first sight:	Yep
Can You:
Drive:	Yep
Sew:	No
Cook:	Yep
Speak another language:	Doing it now
Dance:	No!!!
Sing:	Yep
Touch your nose with your tongue:	No
Whistle:	No
Curl your tongue:	Do I have to?
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:	Did I use this form to open a bank account?
Been Stoned/High:	See above
Eaten Sushi:	Yum
Been in Love:	There’s joy in repetition
Skipped school:	Defo
Made prank calls:	Yep
Sent someone a love letter:	Yep
Stolen something:	Yep
Cried yourself to sleep:	No
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?	High voices and irritating laughs
Are you right or left handed?	Right, nothing on me or in me is LEFT!!!!!
What is your bedtime?	Get a life
Name three things you can't live without:	Music, books and me friends
What is the color of your room?	Which one?
Do you have any siblings?	3 brothers and 3 sisters
Do you have any pets?	Yep
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?	Tempting but no
What is you middle name?	Best kept secret in the world, it’s AAYM, have a go….
What are you nicknames?	Dutchy
Are you for or against gay marriage?	If it’s a real one, I defo say yes, if it’s a fake Labour invention, I’d say no.
What are your thoughts on abortion?	It’s not my belly
Do you have a crush on anyone?	Yep
Are you afraid of the dark?	Sometimes
How do you want to die?	Death
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?	None
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?	Without question
What is the last law you’ve broken?	Wee in public

What is it with people named Katie (or even Katy or Cathy as long as it sounds the same), for example, Katie Price? The most untalented woman in showbusiness, famous for the fact that she is famous and is shagging a self proclaimed popstar from Greece I believe. Well nothing wrong about being a popstar and coming from Greece (or somewhere in that neighbourhood) as long as they actually are famous for something. I mean, being caught in a public toilet flashing your family jewelery is a good start. Wearing dresses and a long beard and vote extreem left is another kick off. But singing about a mysterious girl who isn't mysterious at all, more extremely common in flashing bodyparts all over the magazines who are definitely not OK (and she is not even from Greece) (surprisingly not even from Essex) doesn't make you a popstar. But I'll leave the poor guy alone for the moment, difficult enough being married to that "publicity machine", back to the Katies. Now I have to admit, humble as I am, even Katie Price seems like a very nice, adorable girl if you put her next to:

 

 

The 31 year old (WHAT?????? Now there's an exellent example of how not to grow old.......I thought she was well into her 40's) started of in a local cake shop......and then she decided "let them eat cake" because she probably stuffed all her collegueas and other "minorities" that stood in her way to death with cake. And she gets away with it, I mean, I hate the fact that you have to be political correct, I rather call a spade a spade and someone who's Polish Particulairy Obnoxious Lying Intoxicated Stuborn Humans, but the way she implies to murder someone every episode of SSSSSSirrrrr Alan Sugar's (is he Polish?) next arselicker is absolutely ridiculous!!! Normal people will get arrested for that as certain as the Lib Dems had less votes in their last elections then Will Young in the final of Pop Idols. Can someone stop that woman please? Or maybe not.....it does make brill telly eh? But then please allow the people in Corry to say Fucking instead of Flaming....or even worse....Flippin' which reminds me of dolphins and that reminds me of Katie Price. Both make silly noises, are always wet and prefer to wear nothing at all, whilst pretending to be intelligent. And famous.

 

But I will tell you this (and use my hands in a very silly way to accentuate what I'm saying/telling/barking): someone will get fired!

Help.

 

I think I like Tony Blair.

Well, I mean as a person, I mean he is so much more then PM eh? Is he? I mean, he married to Cherie for the last 3 centuries, that's an achievement n' all. I would turn into a notorious liar if I was married to that woman. I think I turned gay because of women like that.

But if our (well actually your, clean up your own bloody mess) Tony would resign, then what? Spending the whole day listening to that poor attempt of retro girl power blasting away about......what is she on about anyway????? And I do think she likes Gordon Brown. Just because everybody hates her, she pretends to hate Gordon Brown...so Gordy gets the sympathy vote. It worked for a while, didn't it? Why can't Tony get a whole new entourage and let him try again....maybe he will do it better this time. I mean, why not invade some council estates? More chance of success and less chance of Parliament getting blown up. And we don't have to hug hoodies, because they will all be hoodless and too embarrassed to walk the streets any longer. Maybe your Nan (not my Nan, she can, I used to live in a country without hoodies) (well without Blair and Cameron as well, there's a thought) can sit down on a bus. Or maybe she doesn't have to take the bus any more, because it's safe again to shop in the local centre. So Tony, get them boys and girls out of Iraq and bring the war on terror back to this country. We are not afraid of Iraq, we are afraid of hoodies and counsil estates. And people driving on mopeds and holler ciao to lightposts. (pizza delivery....obese people...get the point?) (bet you only lip dems saw that coming).....but To says no, he only says oui to Cherie eh? Can't we send her to Iraq? Job done I think...she's more scary then the Russians and the Germans marching into Poland together. Hmmm I suddenly have a bright idea, but won't share it with you, just in case the Tories might nick it.....and nah.....I don't like Tony Blair. Though he seems nice...but so did Pinochet...what's the difference between Blair and Pinochet? No not the telephone entry......the Queen did like Pinochet.

 

Ciao

 

 

 

 

 

 

Got to write a letter to my younger self to apologise for what I've become....

Yawn....

 

Al Gore is even more boring in his new role as Climate Saver.....wasn't it the States that refused to sign the Tokyo Treaty in the first place? And wasn't he vice president for 8 years? What a donut!

But people, wake up (sound like a Jehovah's Witness now lol) (note to myself, let's slag them off next)()...the climate will change anyway, because it has done so for the last time that someone or something (there goes my ticket to heaven) (mind you, the Jehovah's have only 144.000 tickets for sale anyway) who created this planet has looked at it. Duh....

And as long as we keep eating, drinking, driving and smoking our future's away nothing will change. No really.....seperate my newspaper from my empty can of Stella doesn't make a difference and I know it's pretty indifferent from me, (that's why I keep seperating them, wot mite the neighbours say???)(or was it the add featuring Eddie Izard that convinced me?)(it most certainly wasn't Al Gore) but without any miracles we won't escape a climate change at all! Happy ending to this story? Right, you won't live to tell, or you must aim to get (look) as old as Al Gore does........

 

Greets  

Heya,

 

Just a quick note for all you Kylie, Cher and other "princesses" of pop followers. Have watched the Confessions DVD again yesterday and even Tim is admitting now that Madonna will not pass over her crown!!! She continues to rule and it is my personal view that she will do so untill she has broken every record that is possible in a music career. Oh and "sir" Elton.....even if some was mimed and I doubt it, try bending backwarths over your piano for a change and sing at the same time....and I don't mean Oh David Oh David......leave the woman alone, she is a bigger queen then you!

 

 

Hey there,

 

Why does everyone have a problem in this country with people from the asian sub continent and the common wealth? As far as I can see, they integrate and make a decent living over here. Most importantly, they speak the lingo. I have studied ages to be fluent in this language and I said it before and will say it again, I would love to live in France, but don't speak their lingo, so hey ho, no way it'll happen.

 

So what is it with the bus loads of Polish gold diggers that come over the borders??? And I mean Polish....the rest of peeps from East Europe seem to go unnoticed, which is ultimate integration eh? Nope, the Polish choose to be loud, obnoxious, ignorant and arrogant, and all en masse.

 

They undermine the economy in several ways, but foremost is the terms of labour. They duck prices as a gooden and make it difficult for anyone in this country who has ever heard of fair trading. And whatever they earn goes straight back to Far Far Away kingdom to support their family. So it doesn't come back to the treasury in the form of VAT, on which our system is based.

 

They choose not to learn the lingo and believe you me, I have lived in Luton long enough to know what I am talking about. Try to go out in Luton and have a table with some mates. Then go to the toilet and come back. Your space will be occupied by the Polish, whilst your mates are still standing there. BUT, there is no point in making a point because they wouldn't understand you anyway, get the point? You are lucky if they haven't downed your drink whilst you were on toilet.

 

Don't get me wrong, but isn't it time that our beloved government is taking action? (No Cherie, don't ring your pal GWB to convince him to convince your hubby to invade Poland) I mean, it should be equal rights for everyone, but can't we accept that some people are a bit more equal the others? People who have lived here for ages and have earned that right? Because I feel like a foreigner amongst foreigners in a foreign state within a foreign state! Should've studied bloody Polish, I would be minted now :-)